Just as we had suspected a few days ago with Romney retroactively murdering people, it has now been claimed that Mitt Romney has murdered JonBenet Ramsey. From The Onion (a respected news outlet:)
Onion: ‘Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.
Here are some photo renditions of what might have gone down:
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